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Pinkilicious

Seems the Susan G Komen foundation had just about enough bad publicity from their insane decision to cease support of Planned Parenthood.  They have now executed a perfect about-face and have issued a very public apology to the organization and a promise to resume full funding.

We can now return to our regularly-scheduled pink-festooned boobie bonanza.  yippee.

And Newt’s popularity is declining as sharply as the angle of Calista’s profile, which is good news for America, but not as good for the Democrats who hoped to compete against the ethically-challenged serial adulterer and uber-hypocrite this Fall.  Not that President Obama can’t wipe the floor with Mittens, it’s just that Neptune Newt would’ve cut a larger swipe.

And it’s Friday, so we’ll play political podcast trivia!  The first Truthseeker with the correct answer to the question will win a FREE annual subscription to the commercial-free Malloycasts!  It’s a deal sweeter than girl scout cookies!

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Fat Cats

Mittens keeps putting his Armani-clad footwear in his mouth.  He’s now on record as saying he’s not too worried about poor people because they have a safety net.  Oh really?  Where is the net for the 99-ers?  For the hungry children who no longer received subsidized school lunches?  For the retirees who watched their pensions disappear due to Wall Street greed? For the still-working newly homeless Americans who fell victim to bad practices of the BIG mortgage banks?  

Obama is looking better and better.  Might be time to reconsider this next election.  Join Mike for this and other discussions LIVE 9PM ET!  877-996-2556!

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Church Meeting

Yes, it’s church night on the Malloy Show!  Grab your prayer book and join the congregation as we discuss why the Susan G Komen breast cancer foundation is working to end women’s privacy rights.  That’s right, a pro-women organization working against women, for right-wing religious purposes, of course.  Can I get an “amen?”

And what’s all this ruckus about married priests and the Catholic Church? It’s not what you think.  Plus, there’s been a new discovery in evolutionary genetics that should shock the rapture-ready righties outta their hoods. 

Join Mike tonight for an interesting refresher in comparative religion on church night! Shout Hallelujah and join us around the sacred campfire LIVE at 9PM ET!  877-996-2556 

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Walking on Sunshine

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Dead Men Talking

Mormons are kinda scary, Mittens included.  After the Romney family converted, they re-baptized ol’ granpappy into the Mormon faith.  He was dead, but no matter.  That doesn’t mean anything to Mormons.  If they want ya’ they got ya’ dead or alive, Jew or Muslim, they’ll take ‘em all.  Romney is looking stronger in Florida, and neophyte Representative Allen West is dead-on determined to make sure some Republican is elected this year . . . dead or alive.

West doesn’t like President Obama. “Get the hell out of the United States of America” West screamed at a Lincoln Day dinner in West Palm over the weekend.  The complete quote is: “Take your message of equality of achievement, take your message of economic dependency, take your message of enslaving the entrepreneurial will and spirit of the American people somewhere else. You can take it to Europe, you can take it to the bottom of the sea, you can take it to the North Pole, but get the hell out of the United States of America.”

Yeah – take that!  We don’ wan’ no stinkin’ equality around here, Mr. President!  We’re REPUBLICANS!  And we animals are more equal than you animals.  Even the circus performers who winter in the Sunshine State are cringing at the crew of clowns headed their way. 

And how can the US maintain strategic military activities in the Mideast while “officially” withdrawing the troops?  Why, with floating military bases!  We’re sending them into the Persian Gulf to secure our (oil) interests, don’t you know.  Iran ain’t too happy about that, needless to say.

Finally, a revisiting of the Supreme Court’s Citizen’s United ruling, and why Fat Tony Scalia is scrambling to justify that decision, which allows corporations to manipulate our entire electoral process.

All this and more on the program tonight!  Join us LIVE at 9PM ET!

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Cannibals

TGIF, Truthseekers!  Did you watch the GOP debate last night?  The remaining Final Four chewed each other to pieces for two hours, it was beautiful and painful at the same time.  How strange is it?  Mittens asked Sick Santorum – not Neptune Newt – to curb his anger – that’s how weird it has become.  Willard and Newtron did, however, argue a spell over who has the most dirty money in their pockets.

Ron Paul, poor little fella, tried to explain how back in his youth, his Dad could pay for medical care for the family without insurance or anything, because the government wasn’t involved in it.  Uh, maybe it was because back in his day they didn’t even have antibiotics, or MRIs, or chemotherapy, or advanced surgical techniques, or even vaccines?  Sigh . . . .

And did you steal a peek at the audience?  Did you ever see such an endless sea of blank-eyed white people?  Not a minority in the zombified crowd.  Scary.

Viewers at home may have had enough of these increasingly nasty circus performances, but the folks at team Obama hope the feeding frenzy continues for a good long time.

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Solitare

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer is out of her mind, but she knows how to move book sales!  It has great optics, Spindly Brewer shaking a boney finger at the President on the tarmac as he landed in Phoenix, accusing him of being rude to her in an earlier meeting.  Lemem get this straight, she’s waving her finger in his face and accusing him of being rude?

It’s just day-to-day non-stop hypocrisy from these Neocons, isn’t it?  Santorum’s anti-abortion stance (unless its his wife), Newt’s attacks on Clinton while he’s porking his plasticoated girlfriend, Mitt’s sympathy for the unemployed while bragging about how much he enjoys firing people, or his espoused support for America while hiding large amounts of his wealth in offshore accounts to avoid supporting America by paying his fair share of taxes. 

Large or small, short or tall, the hypocrisy never ends.  

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PAC Man

Billionaires with endless surplus cash to toss around often buy eccentric oddities to amuse themselves, or just because they can.  Gold plated ear buds, exotic African animals for their personal zoo, private jets, private islands . . . billionaire husband and wife team Sheldon and Miriam Adelson are so very rich, with almost $22 billion in the bank, the 8th wealthiest persons in America weren’t happy with their other fancy toys, so they bought themselves a whole, entire person of their very own!

Not just any person, but a large person.  A big fat court jester and presidential wannabe who can provide them endless hours of entertainment and unwavering support for Israel.

 Newtron Gingrich had a price tag it seems, and $10 million hit the mark. All Newt had to do to put the sparkle in the Adelson’s eye was declare that the Palestinians were an “invented people” and POOF!  Just like magic, checkbooks appear and money rains on him like proverbial (literally) manna from Heaven.  Casino magnate Sheldon provided an initial $5 million to pad the SuperPAC Newt uses to fund his campaign, if not his cheeseburger habit.  Shelly’s wife Miriam tossed in another $5 million following his win in South Carolina. 

Why can’t they buy a white tiger or endangered panda or something?  But I digress . . .

$10 billion to his personal PAC.  That’s a lotta Tiffany’s bling for Callie, enough to keep his shrink-wrapped and shellacked bride clear-coated in diamonds for years to come.  She might just survive that nuclear explosion a Gingrich presidency could likely provoke. 

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