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Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammo

It’s Wednesday Night Prayer Meeting on the Malloy Show!  Bring your favorite potluck dish and join us in the Fellowship Hall for three ours of flying-monkey-free fun and frivolity and righteous fury! 

Why are churches getting involved in the gun business?  Specifically, the Mormon church?  Mormons can’t drink, smoke, or have sex outside of marriage, but it’s okie-dokie with Moronai if they tote an unregistered AK-47?

According to The Telegraph:

One of the most active and unregulated gun sale websites in America is owned by the Mormon Church, an investigation by New York’s Mayor Michael Bloomberg has revealed.  This allows unscrupulous buyers who do not want their purchases recorded and tracked to buy a firearm without it being traced back to them or having to submit to a background check.  A source who worked on his investigation into online gun sales said: “One would think that a church would feel a special obligation to make sure that they weren’t fuelling a black market for a particularly deadly form of commerce.”

Yeah, why would the Mormons want to make it easier to own unregistered guns? Is it to send more people to heaven, faster?  Unregistered firearms just doesn’t jive with the message of Jesus I read about lo those many years ago.  But hey, God needs bodies for the war against the antichrist, right?  At least the Mormons are supporting organ donations, that’s a good thing.

And speaking of Rapture-Right wing-nuts, Rick Santorum’s camp must believe in miracles after the holy trinity he pulled off yesterday.  Maybe He is the Chosen One after all?  Will he get the chance to lift his presidential gaze to heaven and replace all our biology books with the Bible?  Speak in tongues and turn the “blah” people white as lambs? Raise his arms above his head and change all the contraceptives into communion wafers? Lay his hands to heal the homosexuals and pray away the gay?

There’s some transubstantiation for you.  

Grab your prayer towel and join Mike around the ritual campfire LIVE at 9PM ET!  Hallelujah! 877-996-2556

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A Dangerous Method

Syrian President Bashar al-Assad’s bloody crackdown on his people is devastating and horriffic.  but it pales in comparison to what those innocent civilians might face if Israel makes good on it’s threats.  Israel has decided to come down hard on Syria  demanding that they rid themselves of chemical weapons in light of the uprising . . . . or else.  Naturally, the United States is backing Israel, but why?  

The Telegraph reports:

An Israeli defence official was quoted last week in free Israeli daily Israel Hayom, a paper closely affiliated with prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu, warning that the transference of chemical weaponry to Lebanon would be tantamount to a declaration of war by the Lebanese government, adding that Israel would act to prevent such a move.

Couple this saber-rattling with the recent threats from Israel to Iran and it seems a new war is inevitable.  Hang on, Truthseekers, this could get ugly, fast.

And  – no shock here -Karen Handel,  former Georgia Sec. of State and (until today) current VP of Public Policy for the Susan G Komen Foundation has resigned under the weight of controversy over her scheme to manipulate Komen into de-funding it’s grant to Planned Parenthood.   Hope she doesn’t try to come back home, our cup runneth over with right-wing nuts already (see: Newt, Cain, Barr, Zell et al).  Must be something in the water.

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Misogynists

So now we have absolute confirmation that Karen Handel, former Sec of State of Georgia and current (for now) Vice President of Public Policy for the Susan G. Komen foundation personally devised the to defund Planned Parenthood with a scheme to invent a rule stating the Komen foundation would deny funds to any organization under investigation, knowing Congress had an investigation of  Planned Parenthood underway.

According to Huffington Post:

“Karen Handel was the prime instigator of this effort, and she herself personally came up with investigation criteria,” the source, who requested anonymity for professional reasons, told HuffPost. “She said, ‘If we just say it’s about investigations, we can defund Planned Parenthood and no one can blame us for being political.’”

Emails between Komen leadership on the day the Planned Parenthood decision was announced, which were reviewed by HuffPost under the condition they not be published, confirm the source’s description of Handel’s sole “authority” in crafting and implementing the Planned Parenthood policy.

We in Georgia have know about her for years, nice that she’s finally been exposed to the rest of America.  She’ll be polishing her high heels and getting ready to walk the unemployment line pretty soon.  Maybe Rick Sanotrum’s campaign could use another lying pseudo-Christian anti-woman soldier. 

Speaking of Sick Rick, Santorum continues his assault on all things female and again underscores his complete stupidity by insisting that abortions lead to cancer on (where else?) Fox “News” Sunday.  

“I don’t believe breast cancer research is advanced by funding an organization that does abortions where you’ve seen ties to cancer and abortions,” said a hoarse Santorum on “Fox News Sunday.” In fact, a 2007 study published by the Archives of Internal Medicine studying 105,716 women found no link between breast cancer and abortions. Abortion services account for about three percent of Planned Parenthood’s activities, while cancer screening and prevention accounts for 16 percent.

Hey, we’re Conservatives . . . . we can’t be bothered by stupid scientific facts!  Not about abortion, or cancer, or global climate change, or evolution, or anything!  If it’s not in the Bible, or wasn’t uttered by St. Reagan, it doesn’t exist!  How to you expect us to advance our anti-woman, anti-worker, anti-civil liberties, anti-minority agenda if you keep pelting us with meaningless facts?

Join Mike around the campfire LIVE at 9PM ET tonight for this and a discussion of how good “new job” news in America may be bad job news around the world.  877-996-2556

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Pinkilicious

Seems the Susan G Komen foundation had just about enough bad publicity from their insane decision to cease support of Planned Parenthood.  They have now executed a perfect about-face and have issued a very public apology to the organization and a promise to resume full funding.

We can now return to our regularly-scheduled pink-festooned boobie bonanza.  yippee.

And Newt’s popularity is declining as sharply as the angle of Calista’s profile, which is good news for America, but not as good for the Democrats who hoped to compete against the ethically-challenged serial adulterer and uber-hypocrite this Fall.  Not that President Obama can’t wipe the floor with Mittens, it’s just that Neptune Newt would’ve cut a larger swipe.

And it’s Friday, so we’ll play political podcast trivia!  The first Truthseeker with the correct answer to the question will win a FREE annual subscription to the commercial-free Malloycasts!  It’s a deal sweeter than girl scout cookies!

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Fat Cats

Mittens keeps putting his Armani-clad footwear in his mouth.  He’s now on record as saying he’s not too worried about poor people because they have a safety net.  Oh really?  Where is the net for the 99-ers?  For the hungry children who no longer received subsidized school lunches?  For the retirees who watched their pensions disappear due to Wall Street greed? For the still-working newly homeless Americans who fell victim to bad practices of the BIG mortgage banks?  

Obama is looking better and better.  Might be time to reconsider this next election.  Join Mike for this and other discussions LIVE 9PM ET!  877-996-2556!

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Church Meeting

Yes, it’s church night on the Malloy Show!  Grab your prayer book and join the congregation as we discuss why the Susan G Komen breast cancer foundation is working to end women’s privacy rights.  That’s right, a pro-women organization working against women, for right-wing religious purposes, of course.  Can I get an “amen?”

And what’s all this ruckus about married priests and the Catholic Church? It’s not what you think.  Plus, there’s been a new discovery in evolutionary genetics that should shock the rapture-ready righties outta their hoods. 

Join Mike tonight for an interesting refresher in comparative religion on church night! Shout Hallelujah and join us around the sacred campfire LIVE at 9PM ET!  877-996-2556 

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Walking on Sunshine

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Dead Men Talking

Mormons are kinda scary, Mittens included.  After the Romney family converted, they re-baptized ol’ granpappy into the Mormon faith.  He was dead, but no matter.  That doesn’t mean anything to Mormons.  If they want ya’ they got ya’ dead or alive, Jew or Muslim, they’ll take ‘em all.  Romney is looking stronger in Florida, and neophyte Representative Allen West is dead-on determined to make sure some Republican is elected this year . . . dead or alive.

West doesn’t like President Obama. “Get the hell out of the United States of America” West screamed at a Lincoln Day dinner in West Palm over the weekend.  The complete quote is: “Take your message of equality of achievement, take your message of economic dependency, take your message of enslaving the entrepreneurial will and spirit of the American people somewhere else. You can take it to Europe, you can take it to the bottom of the sea, you can take it to the North Pole, but get the hell out of the United States of America.”

Yeah – take that!  We don’ wan’ no stinkin’ equality around here, Mr. President!  We’re REPUBLICANS!  And we animals are more equal than you animals.  Even the circus performers who winter in the Sunshine State are cringing at the crew of clowns headed their way. 

And how can the US maintain strategic military activities in the Mideast while “officially” withdrawing the troops?  Why, with floating military bases!  We’re sending them into the Persian Gulf to secure our (oil) interests, don’t you know.  Iran ain’t too happy about that, needless to say.

Finally, a revisiting of the Supreme Court’s Citizen’s United ruling, and why Fat Tony Scalia is scrambling to justify that decision, which allows corporations to manipulate our entire electoral process.

All this and more on the program tonight!  Join us LIVE at 9PM ET!